Ride Report 14
Ride Report 6-12-14
Ride Report 29-11-14
Ride Report 22-11-14
Ride Report 15-11-14
Ride Report 8-11-14
Anglesea Dirty Dozen 2-11-14
The Anglesea Dirty Dozen is done and dusted. Six intrepid mountain goats (Local team -Euro Grant, Trevor (Bear) Grylls, Jan Hammer & C-Nut strongmen Brendonovitch, Jason (shit-C) & KY Gel) completed all 12 hills in cool conditions with a fresh west south west wind. Parker St proved to be the most challenging, and the condition of the Great Ocean Rd along the riverbank proved that we were perhaps in a third world country… Special mention to the fine array of Wilier bikes in the bunch, proving that real climbers prefer Italian steeds over Taiwanese Giants (Oh well, does that mean I need to get with the programme?! – but at least I use Campagnolo!) Looking forward to the photos to be posted on Team C-nut’s website. Thanks to all who participated in the first ADD, looking forward to the next edition, maybe around April 2015 (to coincide with the Euro spring classics). G
3 votes – Grant Edmonds – a great job organising the ride. Look for the “FILTY FIFTEEN” which will be coming up before you know it!
2 votes – Brendonovitch – chicks were all over his tattoos over the weekend. From bikini clad beauties on the beach to the tight lycra femme fatales on the road.
1 vote – Jason C – could ride uphill on the Dirty Dozen, but crapped his pants on the way down. Why? Speed wobbles. Why speed wobbles? Because he did not know how to put his back wheel on correctly.
Ride Report 11-10-14
Ride Report 4-10-14
Ride Report 27-9-14
Ride Report 20-9-14
September 13 & 14
Mordy & Beyond 30-8-14
26-7-14 Beach Road return
19-7-14 Catlin's Western Loop
5-7-14 Pauly's Eastern Ramble
29-6-14 - Melburn Roobaix
28-6-14 Craigieburn Roxburgh Fright
21-6-14 The Boulevard
14-6-14 Willy - Not Much More
31-5-14 North It!
Ride Report 17-5-14
May 4 Port Macquarie Ironman
April 12 & 13
Forrest March 28 - 30
A mad, mad weekend for the C-Nut crew at Forrest.
Attendees : Pauly, The Corbett, The Captain, KY, The Mayor, Jules, Jason C & new poon The Duck.
Highlights/Lowlights (take your pick) : Carton Draught, Pauly’s speakers, blokes dancing with each other, Wonky Donky, crashing, house smell, forest underwear, salted belt (biltong), rants, loud talking, beer slightly better than home brew, 2 girls and a cup, beautiful riding, Pauly permanently frothing, dobs of scotch, more dobs of scotch, rusty combi, potential late night trips to Colac, running races, good coffee but what’s with the service?………plenty more
February 15 Mordy
“Don’t rate it Wizza!”
A great morning to ride with the return of The Captain and Brendonovitch from the long term injury list with his new steed (see Latest News).
It was KY, Jules, The Mayor, The Captain, Fast Crew member KT, and Fast Crew maybe Joey. All was good until The Captain’s bib malfunction was discovered.
A forest that would provide most of Melbourne’s oxygen was discovered at Mordy, protruding through a hole in The Captain’s bib shorts. We were not sure if it was a Silence of the Lambs impression or some other weird hair experiment gone wrong.
The crew voted not to get new knicks but somehow they relented allowing a stop at Le Knicks for a new pair.
Milkshakes and coffee in jars was superb once again at Betty’s.
3 – The Captain – for the gunt exploding through his knicks
2 – Brendonovitch – for calling a scooter rider a cockhead (amongst other things) for not wearing a helmet. Still can’t understand why he did not receive a short arm jab to the nose.
1 – KT & Joey– a bold attempt to be team players the whole way – FAIL!
February 8 & 9 Mordy
The Mayor was lost for words – WTF is with it with some Poons on Beach Road?
Farkin on the verge of heat on a magical summer’s morning ride to Mordy. A nice ride with the crew sticking together for most of the journey.
Betty, you gotta love her as coke was washed down with beer at her establishment. Apart from the excess poonage, a bloode nice ride.
3 – KY – only discovered cash was left at Mordy at Betty’s. Made the call to the cafe and it was still there! This meant another ride to Mordy on Sunday in a 50 knot wind. Intelligence!
2 – Pauly – allowed the elastic band to break….and was punished for it!
1 – KT – would have been more votes for again not keeping to team rules, or any rules for that matter, but redemmed himself for riding with K